DON'T PANIC
We didn't want this to get out in public but we're currently experiencing a little bit of a Grue infestation in our server room. We've unleashed a series of well trained adventurers to flush them out, but as I'm certain you're aware, in the dark a Grue is a very fearsome enemy.
They've currently consumed several pages on our servers and if you're seeing this message it means that something has gone wrong. But DON'T PANIC. We've let our IT department know about the issue and they'll be working out the issue as soon as their World of Warcraft raid is over.
In the meantime, enjoy this picture I drew of a cat:
Original error page from CPHS Health Care Careers, circa 2013